A Brief History of Death
- 2009: The Summer of Celebrity Death (including Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, Hitler [in Inglourious Basterds])
- 2010: The Death of the Celebrity Marriage
- 2011: Death of the Dictators
- 2012: The Entire World Is Going To Explode
“This is awesome because I watched my dad forge @sullyontv’s autograph for my girlfriend’s mom.” (via)
Billy Mays Maize Maze.
fuCK
my brane
HI BILLY MAYS MAIZE MAZE HERE
If you get lost, just yell KABOOM
CAN ANYBODY SEE THIS?
HAS THE WHOLE TUMBLR WORLD GONE SILENT?
WHAT’S WRONG, DID EVERYONE RUN OUT OF NEBULAS & NUTELLA?
WHILE I’M IN CAPS LOCK, JUST A REMINDER:
RIP BILLY MAYS
Edit: okay, it’s back.
Transcripts for 21 Billy Mays spots →
A small thing for all the Billy Mays fans out there, on the 2nd anniversary of his passing. AKA #CAPSLOCKDAY.
Honey, listen to me … get it all! Everything that we’ve seen it on TV, get it in this cart now.
Mighty Putty got a shout-out on last night’s episode of Parks & Recreation, as April and Andy shopped for As-Seen-On-TV items.
you know what the worst part of these bud light tailgate commercials is?if billy mays was selling the stuff for real, people would be buying →
via Kevin/Fatmanatee.
Hallowclean gallery! →
Billy 3 had a costume contest over at his site. Over 1500 people sent in photos of themselves dressed as Billy Mays for Halloween. He put about 500 of the pictures in this gallery.
You can also see the winners here.
are they comparing Billy Mays to Jesus?
(via kevinkeene)
Some people weren’t fans of Billy before he died. How sad. PS nice zing to Jesus.
The original Oxi-Clean ad. I love how he says “powerful.” I first started liking Billy Mays because of his amazing Picksburgh accent.
“Hi, Billy Mays here…”
I can’t remember if we’ve had this on HiBillyMaysHere before or not. But it’s a good ‘un.
Billy Mays’s $19.95 bill »> that $20 that is (9+11) so we nevar 4get.



