REST IN PEACE, GENTLE PITCHMAN.

May 05
The game Cafe World has a module called Spice Co that features a character named Burt Macklin. Although Burt shares a name with Andy Dwyer’s FBI-agent alter ego on Parks and Recreation, he bears more than a passing resemblance to our favorite TV pitchman, with his blue shirt, beard, and positive demeanor.
Cafe World Times has a nice walkthrough for this module with more pics of the ‘toon character Burt Macklin.

“Burt Macklin, the Spice Co pitchman is visiting your cafe. If you fill in his studio audience [a full crew], he will demonstrate spices on your stoves for free.”

The game Cafe World has a module called Spice Co that features a character named Burt Macklin. Although Burt shares a name with Andy Dwyer’s FBI-agent alter ego on Parks and Recreation, he bears more than a passing resemblance to our favorite TV pitchman, with his blue shirt, beard, and positive demeanor.

Cafe World Times has a nice walkthrough for this module with more pics of the ‘toon character Burt Macklin.

“Burt Macklin, the Spice Co pitchman is visiting your cafe. If you fill in his studio audience [a full crew], he will demonstrate spices on your stoves for free.”

Apr 19
“I was Oxycleanin’ when I wrote this…”

“I was Oxycleanin’ when I wrote this…”

Dec 18

A Brief History of Death

lizdexia:

  • 2009: The Summer of Celebrity Death (including Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, Hitler [in Inglourious Basterds])
  • 2010: The Death of the Celebrity Marriage
  • 2011: Death of the Dictators 
  • 2012: The Entire World Is Going To Explode
Nov 24
“This is awesome because I watched my dad forge @sullyontv’s autograph for my girlfriend’s mom.” (via)

“This is awesome because I watched my dad forge @sullyontv’s autograph for my girlfriend’s mom.” (via)

Oct 23
slicktrise:

faptorjesus:

gogogadgetpenis:


Billy Mays Maize Maze.

fuCK

my brane

HI BILLY MAYS MAIZE MAZE HERE

If you get lost, just yell KABOOM

slicktrise:

faptorjesus:

gogogadgetpenis:

Billy Mays Maize Maze.

fuCK

my brane

HI BILLY MAYS MAIZE MAZE HERE

If you get lost, just yell KABOOM

Jun 28

CAN ANYBODY SEE THIS?

thejuanreyes:

HAS THE WHOLE TUMBLR WORLD GONE SILENT? 

WHAT’S WRONG, DID EVERYONE RUN OUT OF NEBULAS & NUTELLA? 

WHILE I’M IN CAPS LOCK, JUST A REMINDER:

RIP BILLY MAYS

Edit: okay, it’s back. 

Jun 28

Transcripts for 21 Billy Mays spots →

A small thing for all the Billy Mays fans out there, on the 2nd anniversary of his passing.  AKA #CAPSLOCKDAY.

Apr 29
goodnightjess:



Honey, listen to me … get it all! Everything that we’ve seen it on TV, get it in this cart now. 



Mighty Putty got a shout-out on last night’s episode of Parks & Recreation, as April and Andy shopped for As-Seen-On-TV items.

goodnightjess:

Honey, listen to me … get it all! Everything that we’ve seen it on TV, get it in this cart now.

Mighty Putty got a shout-out on last night’s episode of Parks & Recreation, as April and Andy shopped for As-Seen-On-TV items.

Mar 24
We’re through the looking glass, people.

We’re through the looking glass, people.

Feb 06
The Ultimate Weapon!

The Ultimate Weapon!

Jan 02
rawbery79:

(via dlayphoto)
Dec 10
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Dec 06

you know what the worst part of these bud light tailgate commercials is?if billy mays was selling the stuff for real, people would be buying →

via Kevin/Fatmanatee.

Nov 09

Hallowclean gallery! →

Billy 3 had a costume contest over at his site. Over 1500 people sent in photos of themselves dressed as Billy Mays for Halloween. He put about 500 of the pictures in this gallery.

You can also see the winners here.

Nov 08
pleatedjeans:

are they comparing Billy Mays to Jesus?
ziggyza:

(via kevinkeene)


Some people weren’t fans of Billy before he died. How sad.  PS nice zing to Jesus.

pleatedjeans:

are they comparing Billy Mays to Jesus?

ziggyza:

(via kevinkeene)

Some people weren’t fans of Billy before he died. How sad.  PS nice zing to Jesus.